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First Impression:
Today's review is of Hot Mom Next Door. This is a MILF hardcore video site. The hook being that these are authentic "mature" mom-types looking for pleasure, the kind of woman you could find in anywhere, USA.
Review:
The members area is simple and direct, with big, straightforward links. Everything's right there on the main page without feeling cluttered, it may not be the most flashy members area but it works well. And the site doesn't bother its members with ads, that's always good. There are no links back or to the home page from the movie and pic pages, but that's what the browser's "back" button is for, I say.
The women here range in age from 30s to late 40s, there's a little age-fudging on some of the younger 30s girls I think (a few look late 20s) but there are plenty of women firmly in their 40s here, no question in my mind on that. There are all different kinds of looks here, more blondes than anything else, many have that porn-girl look complete with tattoos and/or boob jobs. The attractiveness ranges wildly from moderately attractive down to fairly homely. The theme is supposed to be "real home made footage", and I can tell you right now that's bullshit, these are porn scenes off DVDs complete with bad sets and porn-quality lighting and acting. Some of the videos are fairly MILF-oriented while others are just regular hardcore porn setups.
The site has 115 self-hosted videos. The site doesn't have update dates on every episode; they show a date for the most recently-added one but the earlier dates aren't listed, so there's no way to know how often they update. The videos run around 20 to 25 minutes, and are offered cut into multiple clips and as a single video download.
Most of the videos are offered in WMV and MPEG, but the oldest 10 or so videos are offered only in MPEG and AVI formats. The WMV bitrate varies from around 750 to 880kbps. The videos have a screen size of either 448x336, 352x240, or 320x240, and sometimes the WMV version will be a smaller screen size from the MPEG version of the same video, so look at the full video info to get the size you want. The videos play smoothly and stream fairly well.
The movies are pretty standard porn quality photography and lighting, generally decent in both departments, going from medium to close-up shots. The audio varies, some are adequate volume but many are so low that I have to crank my PC volume to the top.
Each episode on the site also has a photo gallery, so there are 115 of those. The photos are just vidcaps though so it's basically a flipbook of images from the video, and the number of photos varies from about 50 to 200 - the amount doesn't correspond to the length of the video. The pics aren't particularly sizable, 720x480, and only ok quality at around 70 to 100kb each. There's no slideshows or zip files with all the images or anything fancy, just a single page with 4 columns of thumbnails, they didn't even put a background color into the code.
Bonus content starts with access to the 12 other sites in the network of various niches that generally end with the phrase "next door". Also included is access to 462 adult stories. Finally, there's a strip video poker game.
The negatives start with the site's claims that these are "real home made video footage". That are plainly not true, a lot of the models are obvious porn regulars, and even the pics in the header are obviously from porn shoots. Similarly, the site purports its content to be 100% exclusive and that's an utter falsehood. Also there's no way to know when - or if - they update. Not all the videos are MILF-oriented in theme. The videos not being a consistent size or format is a little annoying, and some of the videos are pretty small.
Summary:
While the site doesn't have great sizes of video, or live up to its reality and exclusivity claims, there are over a hundred movies on this site - that's about 50 hours of porn - and a lot of the women are in the realistic age bracket that the MILF theme should require. There's also 12 other sites in their network. Ultimately, this site isn't for you if high-quality content or the site's big claims are what you're looking for, but at $20 a month it has a good quantity of movies, so if that's what you're looking for, Hot Mom Next Door might be worth checking out.
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