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First Impression:
Now what is the first impression that enters your mind when you hear the site’s name Nut Guzzlers? I would expect to see faces buried deep in scrotal sacks, balls sucked and lathered in saliva. A quick scan of the site’s promo tour shows that I am totally off-base. These gals are guzzling the contents of those scrotums. This seems to be a cum-guzzling site but I am guessing that name was already taken. Nut Guzzlers joins the list of money shot sites that must number in the thousands by now. How will this site stand out from all the others? Well the one tried and true way is to have exclusive content and indeed Nut Guzzlers claims to have "exclusive cumshot and facial movies!"
Review:
The most recent update on Nut Guzzlers is Feb 5, 2007. Today is Jun 12, 2007. Prior to the apparent cessation of updates they used to occur once a week. There are only 15 scenes in total. Each scene includes a combination of videos and pictures with the exception of the Jan 22 update that for some reason only contains pictures. Pictures are video captures that are available in 3 sizes, 100%, 75%, and 50%. More accurate labeling would be small, smaller and miniscule. Videos can be streamed or downloaded in three quality setting, low, medium and high. The video is only available in full versions. The downloads are slow, never climbing higher than 120 kb/s. This makes downloading a 330 MB high quality video, a lengthy procedure. I click on the medium quality stream. Quality of the video from Scene two is acceptable on the 320x240 screen. There is a yellow cast to the film. Two attractive pornlettes warm us and themselves up as we await the arrival of the cock we know must be coming because this is Nut Guzzlers.
Being a reviewer of porn I like to be able to skip ahead through a video to get to the good parts the way I did as a boy reading a book with dirty bits in it. But I can’t skip ahead because this is a WMV file and the download is barely keeping up the stream. Finally the cock arrives. It is Brandon Iron, renowned for his big dick. Unfortunately at this point I touch something and the stream stops and starts over again. But not with me, I don’t have the patience to sit through the beginning again. Besides I have the high quality version downloading. It should be here in another 30 or 40 minutes.
There may not be a lot of scenes On Nut Guzzlers but there is a huge amount of bonus content accessed through links labeled Bonus Feeds and Bonus Movies. Bonus Feeds are actually full themed plug in sites. If you are a big porn surfer most of this content will be familiar to you but I actually found a couple I had not seen before and got a woody watching them while I was waiting for Brandon’s nut guzzling to arrive. The Bonus Movies section is a huge storehouse of categorized movies. Amongst the 20 or so categories listed are blowjob/facial, gagging and hand job categories with content similar to NutGuzzler’s. Plus the Bonus Movies are updated daily! Today’s update, "An Evening of Pleasure", streams immediately and I can move around in it. I jump to the end as a nicely shaped cock ejaculates its load into the mouth of a very receptive amateur cutie. There is also a panty category, my favorite. I will have come back for that later.
When Brandon finally arrives I am disappointed. There is nothing wrong with the video it is just that I have seen the scene a thousand times. It is standard "one guy, two girl stuff" with the final pop-shot shared between two girls that look like porn models. I personally prefer the more natural girl next door that looks as though she is having sex rather than acting. The video quality is good on 640x480 pixel screen.
Summary:
Nut Guzzlers may well have exclusive content. They just don’t have very much of it and it doesn’t look much different from all the other fucking and sucking content on the net. The site has not been updated in 6 months. Nut Guzzler’s does, however, have a huge amount of plug in content and amongst that content I found stuff that I have not seen before that was in my opinion superior to much of the claimed exclusive content. And the bonus movies are up-dated daily. There is lots of good content here, just not where you would expect to find it.
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